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Jordan Hanson
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Negative, the answer is 1. The Distributive Property (a part of the “P” in PEMDAS) means the “2" was a common integer of both numbers in the parentheses, another equally valid way to write the problem is 6÷(2+4).
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This is the same math Trump uses for his net worth just adjusted to billions. When calculating for the IRS, the answer is 1 and when Forbes is asking him, the answer is 9. So following this logic, the true solution to the equation is -2 billion owed to Deutsche Bank. I hope that clears up the controversy.  Read more

There’s a name for an ironic Nazis. It’s: “Nazi”. Read more

Now you play the game by punching the guy making the gesture. Read more

Yet another reason to hate Illinois Nazis. Read more

god damn it, the answer is 1 you blithering freak holes!!!!!!! De’Aaron Fox should be jailed for making me relive 2014 Facebook debates!!! Read more

She doesn’t have to say it, just like Oprah didn’t have to say that she was speaking for all black women when she was discriminated against while attempting to shop at luxury stores. The fact that Oprah is being told things are outside her budget, and being treated as a possible security threat is enough to let most Read more

What a fascinating world view you have. If somebody has a lot of money, it’s ok for the faux-safety fascists to violate them? Indeed. Read more

Non-textured implants overwhelmingly do not have this problem. And the “turning hard” thing is also fairly rare, I know folks who have had their implants for 15-20 years without issue. With that said, there are always risks, especially when you’re talking about implanting foreign objects into the body, and honestly if Read more

If you do eat the great grey-hammer for this, know we went out fighting the same battle (though I chose to get after Mirkinson personally, so there’s a divide there).

You’ll be welcome in the grey corner; we have better beer with fewer IBUs.

Also, PREACH!
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I was looking for this comment. This is a fucking life or death emergency for millions of Americans (not even to mention immigrants) and THESE excuses are valid?  Read more

I really hope someone from the Root utterly tears this article apart, because this is a great example of white privilege. Read more

Seriously, fuck these kids. If the past two years haven’t been a wake up call for you then you deserve to be fed to the meat grinder.

These reasons are quite easy to argue with.... Read more

none of these are valid excuses. All these ppl are morons and we are all going to die.  Read more