aleksanderchan
Aleksander Chan
aleksanderchan
Editor-in-Chief, Splinter

Every time I’m in a Chipotle I think about this one. Read more

I go waaaaay back with The Onion, so I fondly remember headlines such as:

Everyone that contributed is just as bad as Sameer Deen because they didn’t mention a single Tim Duncan blog.  Read more

I have no idea who Sameer Deen is but I bet he’s an MBA suckass who doesn’t know anything about his actual product. Read more

Univision, where “Head of Digital” just means being extremely mad online. Read more

That reflects more on you than it does on Harron, pal. Read more

America in 2018 is obviously not Nazi Germany, but one can be forgiven for seeing far too many echoes when it comes

I strongly believe this question is generational, especially if you’re in possession of a vagina: When you’re, say, 18, the city is AWESOME and sex is pretttttttyyyy shitty, but as you get older, those things start to reverse, so that by the time you’re in your mid-thirties, you’re approaching your sexual prime just Read more

Livin' La Vida Lotion

Scott Pruitt has probably given us the most bang for our buck as far as the institutional corruption of the Trump