Really? This is actually one of the most likable things about him. He eats the same food normal fucking people eat. Eating caviar or whatever the fuck would just remind me that he’s a father of Hapsburg children. Read more

Whitehouse kitchen is closed because of the shutdown.  He’s been getting takout for the last 3 weeks. Read more

No wonder he eats his pizza with a knife and fork.  Read more

Pizza Hut?

Look on the bright side. At least it’s not well done steak with ketchup. Read more

This is even more proof that Trump lacks the ability to think — or care — about other people. He projects whatever he likes on to other people and he thought that he would think that fast food is the top of all foods. Read more

Only white sauce pies will do.
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Christ. Read more

If Dabo really wanted to live out his religion, he would tell Trump to instead donate that money to assisting furloughed federal employees.
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Please. He’s a New Yorker you think he’s gonna order that garbage? Only authentic New York slices. Read more

He mentioned the other chains by name, but the pizza is gonna be Papa John’s right?
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This explains a lot. Trump is using cartoon logic. It all makes so much more sense now,

I for one support our steel-concrete-transparent-electric wall which I hear is going to be paid for by the sovereign country of Mexico. Read more

That’s why we’re making it out of steel now.  Duh. Read more

LOL - he has no fucking idea what he’s doing.
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While we’re not blind to metaphor (symbolism?), Read more

Ok.

What a crock. Read more

That whole rich-privilege speech was such a joke. “Just go around it, over it, or through all obstacles! Refuse to accept anything else! Make it happen! Just do it!”.... OK, those are all fine ideas if you were born with a silver shovel in your mouth & were a millionaire at the age of 2. In real life, people without… Read more