It’s a good idea. A lot of Taco Bells close their stores early but their drive-thrus are open late. If you’re not driving and are taking an Uber or Lyft, that’s the only way. I asked my Uber driver once if he wouldn’t mind taking me through the drive-thru, but I got my order to go and waited until I got home to eat.… Read more

“The Honorable Omarosa...” REALLY???
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I don’t know how it works with Lyft but Uber drivers get paid very little to wait, far less than they’d make actually driving someone somewhere.
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This seems like an easy fix. The driver tells you that you can’t eat in the car. Then you go home and eat drunk food. Since you pay for the time in the driver’s car, the drivers are stupid to be against this policy. 30 minute wait in a drive thru? That’s more money in your pocket. Read more

Is there also a “Projectile Vomit Mode,” for the inevitable result of shitty ersatz Mexican food hitting stomachs full of Bud Light and wine coolers? Read more

cleaning tacos from the car is one thing... cleaning vomit laced tacos is another. I feel bad for the drivers and equally bad for the second passengers to be picked up.
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I had a high school friend who moved here from Bangladesh when he was two years old. He had no memory of his birth country, and his parents told him all his life that they were legal immigrants. He was 17 when ICE raided his house and arrested his father, who it turns out had overstayed his visa years prior. My friend… Read more

The plan is to take them back into custody, and then figure it out. Read more

This same park also just sold themselves to themselves for $10 and thus breached their contract with the state, which is now seeking to recover the $18M in tax incentives they gave the park. Would love to see a piece on that! Read more

Looks like a gay orgy party boat to me. Who cares? Let people be people, for fuck’s sake. Read more

This Ken Ham fellow seems like he would benefit from having someone explain to him that you can’t dictate how people react to things — particularly on the internet — and expect that to actually work.

On the other hand, I guess don’t explain it to him and let him cover stuff with rainbows forever as he obliviously… Read more

The absolute shittiest part is he finagled tax breaks claiming it was a for profit amusement park (non profits wouldn’t have gotten them) then recently sold the whole thing to his Non-Profit “Answers in Genesis” -B.S. factory. Read more

Yup
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That’s pretty gay Read more

Due to Ham’n’eggs tax dodging, the county won’t have the money to pay for cops to come chase you off, so rave away in the parking lot. Read more

Didn’t taxpayer money go into building this blasphemy? Read more

They’re handclaps. For rhythmic emphasis.
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I wonder about whether one could find a nice line of sight to that thing and have a good, loud party with it as the background. The social media possibilities of a good club rager with a rainbow-colored buoyant phallus in the background would guarantee some excellent advertising. Read more

...God...owns the rainbow? Read more

Just the land of the free, being all free and shit...
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