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David Boddiger
davidboddiger
Weekend Editor, Splinter

He thrives on drama. This shit is fuel to him. He gets to lash out as his enemies and get more TV time. Read more

Does it ever feel like you might really be dead but not know it - and all this weird, surreal, dumb shit is just how limbo works? Read more

“...we don’t want our people like Vice President Biden and his son creating to the corruption already in the Ukraine, and Ukraine’s got a lot of problems...” Read more

He and his handlers probably think it makes him look “macho” and “busy”— two things he definitely ain’t. Read more

Feel like it’s a little of both. Like a fan when you sleep. He needs that noise to feel comfortable. And at the same time your wife constantly complains about it. Win win.  Read more

And because he acts like it’s no big deal his innoculates his sycophantic followers from how illegal it is to blackmail foreign nations by withholding federal aid. Read more

My reaction every time I see his bloated orange face on any screen. Hard to fathom we still have at least another 14 months of this awfulness to endure before some dignity can be restored to the office of the POTUS...

What do you think the reason is for the necessity of the running helicopter? Background noise to block out distraction in his head or as a tool to frustrate and annoy reporters. Read more

David, I’m sure that you are on this one, but just in case, and strictly in my benevolent interest in helping Great Hills Partners make lots of money, this one is ripe for a writeup.

Nancy is working on the premise that impeachment at this point risks more damage than it provides benefits.
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Just as an aside, the ten-year-old that lives inside of me is so happy that “duh” is making a comeback. Read more

Nevertheless, according to NPR, Pelosi still believes that impeachment hearings would “alienate” swing voters and harm Democrats in 2020.’ Read more

The Kennedy name. Woohoo. Also a wishy washy liberal, what's not to love. Vague platitudes. Woohoo. So excited. The Democratic Party needs to die and a leftist party to come into existence.  Read more

Nancy is a sell out and a traitor just like trump to American Democracy and what used to be our THREE Branches of Government enshrined by the US Constitution. The Dems in Congress need to have a vote of NO confidence and now!! They need to strip her of her power. Is she like traitortrump- abusing and misusing it, for Read more

So, is the DCCC going to black ball anyone who works with him? Read more

Well as a Kennedy, tradition states the US government will kill him anyway.   Read more

There's plenty of time for us to get jobs at the Spectrum Center. Read more

In an interview with NPR, Pelosi said she hadn’t changed her mind on impeachment. Instead, she called for the passage of a law that would allow future presidents to be indicted if they commit a crime. Of course, Trump and his Republican allies in the Senate would never allow that to happen. And if such a law were