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Isabelle, bringing out the truth in Kinja! Read more

LA is getting cool. Your time is coming. Read more

David Uberti is my boyfriend and let me take this moment to tell all you lovely readers that he has been out of town every. single. time. I’ve moved during our relationship (including into the apartment we now share). Read more

Boston area here. Uh huh, broker fees are a total scam. Especially when it’s clear that said broker knows fuck-all about the property and, yup, is just unlocking a door for you. Read more

Nothin’ wrong with Coors Light, bro. I have fleece pants from when I went to college to that effect. I believe they told me and the world at large to “Rock On!” They were pajamas, but I wore them places, damnit. The message got out. Don’t you want to Rock On!, David? Read more

I am loathe to defend Chuck Todd, but there’s a chance that he’s playing audience surrogate here. Read more

David, what those numbers tell me is that you need to get your resume to the LA Times, stat.
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I have reached out to Splinter’s Vice President of News Scott Livingston for comment and will update if I hear back. Read more

Please tell me Sarah’s going to try to tell jokes... Read more

Timothy Burke (aka the guy that made that video for Deadspin) is a national hero. Read more

I liked it better when my local news was focused exclusively on covering only the bloodiest incidents of violence from the previous 24 hours.
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The counterpoint to the uproar around Sinclair’s attempted expansion into almost three-fourths of US households is that viewers can still change the channel. The company has no monopoly on public attention. This is, of course, true. But disengaging from local news in response to this wolf in sheep’s clothing isn’t a… Read more

I figured. the comment section has your back Read more

David, just shut up and drivel Read more

Oooooooooo......Tough call. Read more

The day after, I sat in my backyard, wearing my bathrobe, hungover and tending a small fire in the firepit in the rain. Read more