"Let's get drunk on our tears"? This song is a series of nonsense words and high pitched wails. Read more

I think your grandmother could figure out what a "spanking bench" is on her own. Your grandma is a smart lady. Read more

Taken 10 looks weird… Read more

"Call your mom and dad. Don't text. Don't email. Call them and listen to them for as long as they want to talk to you." –J.K. "Dreamboat" Simmons

J.K. Simmons wins Best Supporting Actor for Whiplash! Read more

J.K. Simmons wins Best Supporting Actor for Whiplash! Read more

We're all gonna start calling movies "Moving Pictures" after this monologue. Read more

MATT/BEN OTP <333

MATT/BEN OTP <333

https://twitter.com/AkilahObviously/status/569671504595591170 Read more

I hope this is the new "Great Movie Ride" at Disney World. Read more

Ooooh Neil Patrick Harris went right on in with an #OscarsSoWhite joke Read more

Real talk, the "best and whitest" joke seems like a humblebrag. Read more

Clint Eastwood has never heard of Kanye West! Read more

I love the immediate cut to Benedict Cumberbatch after NPH's "best and whitest joke" because he is literally the whitest possible person. Read more

Patricia Arquette seems stoned and we are loving it. A little sweaty (that carpet is long as hell, y'all!), totally chill, happy, sitting for some reason? Tonight's reigning MVP.