Meryl is the only human being for whom the introduction "three-time Oscar winner" sounds like it's selling her short. Read more

ALWAYS BE QUOTING JOAN DIDION. Read more

Thirty seconds of Idris Elba is not enough seconds of Idris Elba.

#TBT Dick Poop Read more

Big Hero 6 upsets frontrunner How to Train Your Dragon 2: Reptilian Boogaloo for Best Animated Feature. (A category The LEGO Movie didn't even get a nod for!) Read more

Big Hero 6 upsets frontrunner How to Train Your Dragon 2: Reptilian Boogaloo for Best Animated Feature. (A category The LEGO Movie didn't even get a nod for!) Read more

Parents are having the Best Night Ever™ Read more

Big Hero 6 upsets frontrunner How to Train Your Dragon 2: Reptilian Boogaloo for Best Animated Feature (A category The LEGO Movie didn't even get a nod for!) Read more

"I think somebody's making fun of us." –Anna Kendrick (5'2"), presenting the Oscar for Best Animated Short with Kevin Hart (5'4") 

More wage equality food for thought: Read more

Never forget: decorated and celebrated songwriter Diane Warren, who wrote Rita's Oscars song, publicly declared she was pissed that Rita did nothing to promote the song. It got that Oscars nom, but no chart action. Read more

Remember that time Rita Ora was nominated for an Oscar? That time is now. This is the world that we live in.

Remember that time Rita Ora was nominated for an Oscar? That time is now. This is the world that we live in.

https://twitter.com/margarita/status/569693511613702144 Read more

Here's the unapologetically feminist moment of the evening so far… GO PATRICIA Read more

Meanwhile on Twitter…https://fusiondotnet.files.wordpress.com/2015/02/img_5210.jpg?quality=80&strip=all Read more

Patricia Arquette wins Best Supporting Actress for Boyhood, which, duh, but yay! Read more

Fingers crossed for JHud to sing Ledisi's song.  Read more

IMPORTANT SNACK UPDATE: I have finished the Spicy Nacho Doritos and am moving on to Crunchy Cheetos. This concludes my IMPORTANT SNACK UPDATE. Read more

Can every single homage to a nominated film tonight involve Neil Patrick Harris running around shirtless? Thanks in advance. Read more