I'm from New Jersey, which means I have an E.T./Elliott-style psychic connection with Chris Christie. That's how I know that—wherever he is, whatever he's doing—there's a single tear rolling down his face. Read more

"The answer can't just be waving a magic wand and saying 'problem go away'" Ted Cruz, a man who is NOT A WITCH, says. Read more

Katie, Did men used to work here? Read more

We are thirty minutes into this debate and everyone is yelling at their microphone, but no one is yelling at each other. Read more

Trump is going to self-fund Social Security! Read more

@taryn for the SS win. Read more

We don't need to change social security at all. I mean we need to change it a little. But no changes. But I mean, it will go bankrupt. So yeah, we need to change it. But not for my mom. — Marco Rubio's plan on SS. Read more

Trump with the first zinger of the night: DEMOCRATS ARE BORING! Read more

Marco Rubio doing a lot of reminding that he is a very young man who is not retiring for a very long time. Read more

I just saw into the future in Ted Cruz's America where all the kids are home schooled shut-ins. GAH! Read more

Sure, you could retire at 67. You could retire at 68. But you could also retire at 69.

Ted Cruz did just say he's going to abolish homework and lengthen recess, right? Read more

"Common core is a disaster" Ted Cruz says. Claiming he will shut down a national system currently implemented in thousands of schools in a single day. Read more

Donald Trump's answer to the Common Core education question was about as confusing as solving a math problem using Common Core. Read more

Ted Cruz just said Democrats support "illegal immigration" because "they view those illegal immigrants as potential voters" … READ BETWEEN THE LINES THERE. Who do POCs tend to vote for? Let's make sure they don't get that right! EY! Read more

Molly had a really good tweet. Read more

Yeah, Katie. You would never know these dudes were talking about penis size a week ago on a stage just like this one. Read more

Senator Cruz says we need to "redefine our legal immigration system." Just a reminder that Senator Cruz's father became and American citizen in 2005. Read more

Kasich pivots from immigration to economic growth. A good tactic, I suppose, when the frontrunner on stage next to him has some *very* different views on the subject. Read more

"I believe in immigration" says Kasich. "But it has to be controlled." <—— WHAT? THAT SOUNDED…REASONABLE ! Read more