jackmirkinson
Jack Mirkinson
jackmirkinson
Deputy Editor, Splinter

So far this speech is definitely heavy on bipartisan crowd-pleasing items, which is a big change from oh wait he’s talking about immigration now. Read more

Here we go: Trump derides “foolish wars, politics, [and] ridiculous partisan investigations.” One of these things is indeed wrong. Read more

20 minutes in, Trump finally says the obligatory “the state of our union is strong,” only now with added “USA!” chants. He makes everything worse lol Read more

Trump is doing his “solemn speech” tone, which means he sounds drugged, lost, and unbearably sniffly Read more

Trump says his agenda is “not a Republican agenda or a Democrat agenda” but....I’m gonna guess it’s a Republican agenda! Read more

ABC’s Jon Karl is STUNNED that Democrats are not applauding Trump. Heaven forbid! Read more

OK how excited is everyone on a scale of 1 to infinity???? Read more

Wow, hello everyone. Are you ready to roar State of the Union??????? Read more

ooh if you kind of downplayed the “investigating” you could call it the BLT Read more

You’ll forgive me if I don’t put the feelings of war criminals like George W. Bush at the top of my list. Read more