so you mean we will have to... take out the Takeout.... Read more
writing this down Read more
GREAT QUESTION Read more
this story is deeply moving to me ty for sharing Read more
Such a classic. Read more
I also have neither in my apartment! This is all a fantasy world to me. HARRUMPH. Read more
Followup question: what if the washer/dryer was in your BUILDING but not directly in your house? (Only works for people in apartment situations, of course, though I still personally say washer/dryer wins.) Read more
there were some people going “I could never go back from having a dishwasher now” but like...it is definitely not the worst thing!
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THANK YOU. The indignities of the laundromat process make all other answers to this question WRONG. Read more
lol yes for sure — “more punk than Chuck Todd” is a subterranean bar to clear but Beto clears it easily Read more
Yes, that’s correct. Read more
This audio is instantly one of the most iconic things that has ever been published!!!! Read more
Don’t worry—David just had last weekend off. He’ll be back this Saturday! Read more
aaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyy Read more
Splinter didn’t exist in 2016. Read more
WHAT???????? Read more
People would freak out but it would be awesome Read more
hamilton covered this issue thoroughly last week: https://splinternews.com/bernie-continued-1833011354 Read more
excuse me what Read more