jackmirkinson
Jack Mirkinson
jackmirkinson
Deputy Editor, Splinter

On the bright side, people will listen to James Blunt even less than they were previously  Read more

Honestly, the only reason I’m pretty sure that Trump’s never actively tried to sleep with his daughter is because he’s too narcissistic. Sexual harassment of random women and shit like that? Cheating on your wife with porn stars? Good ol’ boys will pat you on the back for that kind of behavior. Incest? Not so much. Read more

In fairness, I don’t think he actually knows any complimentary words other than beautiful. The Ted Cruz situation proved this. Read more

The key part of this isn’t the anti-PC bullshit. It’s the fact that he’s underscoring the fact that his go-to best compliment to give to a woman is that she’s beautiful. He can’t even call her beautiful, which is obviously the best thing you can possibly say about a woman! And then, without his go-to lady compliment, Read more

If it doesn’t happen, in part, because of a banana peel, I will be sad. Read more

Trump confuses “daughter” with wife or girlfriend. Or more likely he does not. Gross.  Read more

I started writing a response to this four times and just... gah.

Maybe it’s OK if we don’t compliment (or denigrate) one another’s physical appearances in a professional setting.  The earth will continue to revolve. Read more

The absolute sheer horror of having to think up a non-looks-related reason to compliment a woman.  Read more

You can tell someone had a look at his notes. “Beautiful” was originally “sexy.”
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Daily, freaking daily, I can’t believe the utter incompetence of this man, nor believe he somehow miraculously ascended to the presidency. Read more

This is how they’ll react when the Pee Tape comes out. All about how watching women pee on beds is a time-honored tradition that The Loony Left & The PC Police won’t let you do anymore. Read more

In Trump’s world, being Beautiful is more noteworthy than being Smart. I’m pretty sure we all knew this already, but yes, very cringe-y. Read more

Good to get the reminder every so often that the President of these here United States wants to have sex with his own daughter. Read more

For fuck’s sake you purge your comments and this doofus is out here lobbing softballs. Read more