jackmirkinson
Jack Mirkinson
jackmirkinson
Deputy Editor, Splinter

I can safely REPORT that nothing will OBSTRUCT this weekend from being great!!!! Enjoy yourselves.

Oh my godddddd just SAY the WORD it will be FINE oh my god. Read more

Get ready for a whole bunch of dumbass nonsense tomorrow folks! See you bright and early. Read more

What a week it’s been! And what a wonderful weekend it’s going to be!

Today I learned Hitler was very rich. Then I thought, “Does Trump know this? Does he envy Hitler’s wealth?” Just some thoughts. Read more

7:49 AM! ALL CAPS. I just imagine him waking up and immediately shouting this at the top of his lungs. Read more

Amazing proof that “Shallow” is iconic in every setting!!!!!! Read more