jscros
Jack Crosbie
jscros
Contributing Writer, Splinter

thank you for respecting the 2 per species limit, elroy and trolley are good  Read more

i am inclined to offer a pass to “fierce predator rescued from wild that chooses to stay/ cannot return to wild” because that is cool as shit Read more

alex is great. i don’t doubt that birds are smart and lovable and can grieve but still... weird as pets! Read more

i like fish in theory but if you can’t touch it it’s not a pet imo Read more

Both sides appear to be mostly using Cohen as a prop to make wider points, in Gomez’s case he’s just sorta lecturing about tax returns and asking Cohen to nod along.  Read more

Cohen points out that the bullshit the Republicans are pulling is essentially the same game he played for years. Read more

Don Jr. live-tweeting the hearings means he definitely heard the part where Cohen said his dad thought he was a massive idiot, which is fun for me to think about personally  Read more

Cummings: The days of this Committee protecting the president at all costs are over. They’re over.” Dang! Read more

There are a shitload of people in this room. Coulda used a bigger room! Or fewer people! Read more

it’s all good! everything is easy to misconstrue on the internet, which is a source of constant joy for me Read more

me, writing this lede: someone’s gonna take this obvious joke at face value and get salty, but i’m going to publish it anyway
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I think she’s complaining about learning about the layoffs for the first time from a reporter, rather than from her manager or supervisor or like, person actually doing the layoffs. She’s not mad at the reporter she’s mad at her bosses for abruptly laying off 250 of their employees.  Read more

I completely understand wanting a 1911 for your collection; I suck at shooting anything over 9mm but a .45 1911 is just such an iconic gun that it would be fun to own and shoot one. Read more

Please I am a Chelsea fan do not post about Harry Kane on my blogs, thank you. Unless it is World Cup/ Euros time then you may post about Harry Kane Read more