Given that most of the recent huge fires were caused by PG&E’s poor maintenance of their power lines, perhaps the solution is to nationalize PG&E because they can’t do their job. Read more

joke’s on you crosbie, i don’t even like bananas Read more

I believe the children are our future.

Here it is

It’s been mentioned in the greys. The U.S. House has a mace, it’s 13 ebony rods encircled with silver with a globe and eagle on top. It’s carried by the Sergeant at Arms, and House rules have the Sergeant raise it in front of unruly members to get them to shut up. Read more

Congress should also have a mace. Why don’t we have a mace? Read more

Ahem. We have a mace: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mace_of_the_United_States_House_of_Representatives Read more

Thanks for reading, Bill. Read more

Fuck off, Bill Maher is trash. Read more

What is...Deadspin? Read more

It took me longer than I’m willing to admit to realize that “Manalied” wasn’t a real word and was a Manafort reference. Manamianidiot. Read more

Cool. Make Trump burn through some of his war chest fighting his own side and let Kasich confuse the centerists enough that Trump can’t get the votes he needs to win the general election. Any fracturing of the conservative party benefits progressives. Read more

Devos, Richard fucking Devos... Read more

Snoop is an actual self-made multimillionaire, thus his self-congratulatory speech is applicable. Read more

Please stop by Short Sugars in Reidsville, NC for your honorary NC citizenship. Read more

I felt that the more realistic line was Read more

and my father made the point that homeland Brits don’t really feel responsible for the sins of the early American settlers from various European nations. Thanksgiving is on us. Read more

“we’ll be having two this year, as a friend is smoking a pork shoulder” Read more

before the third Thursday in November... Read more

“Hamilton still fucking sucks” Read more