[Dumbass American doing British voice] PIP PIP CHEERIO, DONALD! HE’S GON ACROSS THE POND INNIT! DON’T TRIP OVER THE QUEEN MUM’S KNICKERS, BLOODY WANKER!! PISS OFF AND DON’T COME BACK, EH BRUV?? Read more
[Dumbass American doing British voice] PIP PIP CHEERIO, DONALD! HE’S GON ACROSS THE POND INNIT! DON’T TRIP OVER THE QUEEN MUM’S KNICKERS, BLOODY WANKER!! PISS OFF AND DON’T COME BACK, EH BRUV?? Read more
Presumed heir to the iron throne Donald Trump Jr. is a fool for the ages, and he demonstrated why yet again on…
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There are any number of gratifying, if unsurprising, tidbits coming out of Robert Mueller’s massive report already. O…
According to the network, the same guys—who were also protesting dressed as an (unintentionally) homoerotic devil and a third guy whipping a Jesus—followed him to both campaign stops. But this is a pretty good comeback! Keep it up, Pete. Read more
These are proud days for the office of the U.S. Attorney for the Eastern District of North Carolina—so proud that…
It’s difficult to engage with today’s New York Times story about the Democratic establishment’s attempts to stop…
As commenters on this site often agree, I am an idiot. But I’m particularly an idiot about the legacy TV fantasy…
I love when my unlikeable, weird uncles fight: NBC’s Chuck Todd FIRED BACK at Chris Cuomo today after the CNN anchor…
Union workers at 240 Stop and Shop stores across Connecticut, Massachusetts and Rhode Island walked off the job today after weeks of fruitless contract negotiations with management. Solidarity with the striking workers, and remember: don’t be a scab. Read more
Based on all the available information we have, Wikileaks founder Julian Assange is not a good guy. I feel…
On Wednesday morning, Fox News used its biggest megaphone to amplify an attention-starved congressman’s bad faith…
According to the pool, Trump warbled today that Democrats “will pay a very big price” come 2020 for “the fake witch hunt” and the border, which he said “is going to be an incredible issue.” The Border + No Collusion = what we can expect from Trump 2020. Read more
No one could mistake our dullard president for a student of history, but he made that abundantly clear by…
After many years of calling it Gamer Thrones (with mixed returns) and the dragon-incest show (slightly better…
Come stay at our not evil, definitely not haunted tower, which is also certainly not casting a dark specter across the whole city, country, and world!! Read more
Fox News host Laura Ingraham, a notorious know-nothing racist, thinks Martin Luther King, Jr. would be very…
Bette Midler, icon, says she’s “not really an action fan. I think it’s something for young men. They like noise,” when asked if she likes watching Marvel superhero movies. Would she be in one, even still? “Oh, sure. As long as I don’t have to bring the coffee.” ICON. Read more
There are many, many good arguments in favor of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Ed Markey’s Green New Deal. But the…
Update: After publishing this post, we learned McConnell is a polio survivor who, as a result, has difficulty with…