katherinekrueger
Katherine Krueger
katherinekrueger
Managing Editor, Splinter

[Dumbass American doing British voice] PIP PIP CHEERIO, DONALD! HE’S GON ACROSS THE POND INNIT! DON’T TRIP OVER THE QUEEN MUM’S KNICKERS, BLOODY WANKER!! PISS OFF AND DON’T COME BACK, EH BRUV?? Read more

Union workers at 240 Stop and Shop stores across Connecticut, Massachusetts and Rhode Island walked off the job today after weeks of fruitless contract negotiations with management. Solidarity with the striking workers, and remember: don’t be a scab. Read more

According to the pool, Trump warbled today that Democrats “will pay a very big price” come 2020 for “the fake witch hunt” and the border, which he said “is going to be an incredible issue.” The Border + No Collusion = what we can expect from Trump 2020. Read more

Come stay at our not evil, definitely not haunted tower, which is also certainly not casting a dark specter across the whole city, country, and world!! Read more

Bette Midler, icon, says she’s “not really an action fan. I think it’s something for young men. They like noise,” when asked if she likes watching Marvel superhero movies. Would she be in one, even still? “Oh, sure. As long as I don’t have to bring the coffee.” ICON. Read more