Benny Johnson, who was definitely NOT fired for once from his most recent job in conservative media, is onto his next make-work venture: convincing insanely rich Republican crypt keepers that every SOCIALISM SUCKS meme costs $40 million to make. Hats off to you, Benny boy!
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We live in a fallen world. Read more

Donald Trump is considering putting Herman Cain, the guy best known for running a middling chain pizza company for when the wait is too long at Domino’s, on the board of the Federal Reserve, Bloomberg reported on Thursday. Everything is so stupid. Read more

Are the vaping teens also getting Fs, in school?? More study needed,..... Read more

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An incredible string of nouns: After a BIDDING WAR, Netflix is slated to spend $45 MILLION on an adaptation of HILLBILLY ELEGY, the white trash-sploitation memoir by rich guy J.D. VANCE that captivated white liberals. It’ll be directed and produced by RON HOWARD. Just let me die already. Read more

Great Stuff From Cheddar’s CEO Today. Read more

He’s about as good at the whole nicknames thing as his dad! Read more

Today in content I absolutely will not engage with: handwringing about how Nick Sandmann could’ve been your kid, just like Brett Kavanaugh could’ve been. Maybe take a long, hard look in the mirror instead of writing a long-ass column about “liberal hate.” Read more

2 Summit 2 Serious haha: There’s going to be another Donald Trump-Kim Jong-Un summit late next month, the White House confirmed on Friday. The two dictators—hahaha!—“fell in love” after their first one, so a second meeting is only right. Read more

Who said it first? We’ll never know. But a consensus is emerging: cancel the State of the Union already.
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Would it shock you to hear that that veteran’s improbable—and now canceled—GoFundMe to build a southern border wall all appears to have been a massive gift to funnel money to his own nonprofit? Me either. Read more