god no Read more
Wrong lever! Read more
Money and exposure. Cal is gonna make at least an extra million bucks off this boring shit. (The attempt to globalize college football is stupid and evil.) Read more
White Ferrari. The whole thing is great but the last 1:20 is stunning. Read more
Aside from the part where the ‘doctor’ punches Wayne’s broken back better, it’s fine. Read more
She’s a (great) baseball blogger and is working for Open Secrets on election coverage. Read more
Moving into and cleaning an apartment. Read more
No handjobs, but I emailed Marchman in November 2014 about a Deadspin fellowship. The day after I published this piece in my school paper in March, he replied to the same email I sent four months ago asking if I had summer plans. I did not. Now I am here. Read more
As the youngest person on staff, I’d probably be harvested upon arrival. RIP me. Read more
Heights and being in open water Read more
Linebacker, for sure. Read more
Maybe a few. Schedule’s updated now. Thanks. Read more
I’m about to move to New York next week; my girlfriend of four years has to finish up her senior year at UNC. Part of being an adult in a relationship is realizing decisions are never a one-party process. If my partner sincerely didn’t want to move to NYC for med school, we would talk about it, assess what we… Read more
The sheriff is a great at punching. Read more
From a North Carolina kid: A lot. Read more
I worked at Chick-Fil-A in high school because they were the only place out of 35 apps to call me back and I needed gas money. It was a fine job task-wise, but I was called in on Mike Huckabee’s homophobic CFA Appreciation Day because people are awful and flocked to the store in support. After the 15th (or so)… Read more
I was big into the cards. Video game-wise, I loved Pokemon Snap and dabbled with Red. Read more
Untitled Unmastered Read more
Jamal Crawford. Read more
Probably my favorite food-related item.