I used to eat stupid shit for money and dares: once my cousins made me a restaurant table concoction of water, orangesicle milkshake, pickled pepper juice, ketchup, mustard, salt, pepper, and relish. I had to drink all of it to get the $2. Read more

you and my two year old would be best friends. Read more

Whoever checked my luggage stole all of my Kinder Eggs last week for my kids. Read more

How sad and awful. Read more

I’ve read The Book with No Pictures to my kid 592075382907328043209w6894085423 times now I’m going to have to read The Book with No Happy Romantic Ending too? Goddamnit Read more

he’s never going to catch a fly ball if he can’t even pay attention to the game! Read more

I’m a Braves fan and even I can’t imagine how they could lose so badly to the Braves of all teams. Read more

hey maaaaa Read more

These Patriots apologists are pretty intense. Read more

can we see a lifehacker post on strength training without a gym membership? And minimal monetary investment? Read more

this makes me kind of like her Read more

this is every single celebrity I know Read more

Oh, absolutely, but EA is like the Wal-Mart of the gaming world. whatever, she has a better job than I’ll probably ever have Read more

By god if you can’t find a good make-out partner in the comments section of an Adequate Man article about kissing, where can you? *muah* Read more

Great illustration, Tara Read more

As someone who has been in a monogamous relationship for almost a decade, I wonder what would happen if I ever had to kiss another person. Like am I bad at it now once you get into that groove with your person? I remember being pretty good at it. Read more

so good Read more

I’ve heard that too; like maybe they are assholes to try to prove themselves in a sexist and competitive workplace. Anyway, to me it just seemed like my bosses were more empathetic and understanding and didn’t bat an eye when I had to leave to get a sick kid or whatever. Read more

I just wish this was more prevalent on the East Coast. Read more

Ahh! This is the best. But I don’t have champagne vinegar - I’ve used rice wine vinegar with good results in the dressings in which I’ve wanted the lemon to be the star flavor. Read more