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Jennifer C. Martin
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Tell them you were only using the German word for light, it’s one of the new on trend loanwords.
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You need to break her spirit. I started cursing with increasing vehemence and frequency at age 12, and by 15 my mother herself had run out of fucks to give over that losing battle.
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I cussed a few times when I first started The Vane, but quickly found out that meteorologists are huge prudes that would make Pat Robertson seem like Bette Midler, and figured it’s not worth the constant battle and private scolding/lecturing. Read more

How are this many people so new to the internet? And how did they end up on Kitchenette as their Orientation Day site?!

Which would be great advice, but it means many (most?) men would ineffectively mess around with their lips for 60 seconds, then complain about their necks or jaws hurting and want you to give them a blow job.
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