Ten eggs is a gargantuan breakfast order. Who would order 10 eggs, fried, sunny-side up, with no other items save…
A revelation I had watching last night’s EPIC Game of Thrones battle: the Night King looks like a distant relative…
Hello. Good morning. It is Monday, April 29, 2019, and today we must talk about the time that Moby claims he touched…
Well, the epic battle happened. The much-anticipated Battle of Winterfell went down and, as expected, tons of people…
Every tragedy—and there’s a lot of them in the world today—leaves us grasping to understand what causes the…
Cassowaries are, in a few words, extremely fucked up. They are creatures that, like a great many that live either…
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The human race fulfills an evolutionary niche unlike any other creature in the observed universe. We sit at the top…
Today, a team of scientists confirmed what we long suspected: black holes are a big old suck!
After many years of calling it Gamer Thrones (with mixed returns) and the dragon-incest show (slightly better…
Frogs: the very name conjures visions of wonder and terror. But what’s up with them?
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You would think it wouldn’t be so hard to make a good plastic spoon. Not so, if you are the corporate behemoth “Pret…
You may remember the president’s first annual physical, in which Rear Admiral Ronny Jackson told us that Donald…
Meet Ian. Ian has some well-timed, perfectly normal thoughts on the evolution of humans.
For most of us, Martin Luther King Jr. Day is a time to reflect on one of the most honorable and morally righteous…
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Seen any good movies lately? How about Aquaman? Or Spider-Man? Who is excited for the upcoming release, Captain…
Isn’t Beto O’Rourke so cool? He skateboards! He loves burgers! He listens to The Clash!
A selection of unpublished headlines left to rot in Splinter’s drafts folder.