This may be the one Trump tower that the world needed—nay, deserved.
Donald Trump has made no secret of his deep and abiding bro-love for murderous North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un.…
Just weeks after urging the American public to cool it with spreading unfounded rumors about the jailhouse death of J…
Media reports coming out of the G7 summit in Biarritz, France, are pretty striking in terms of the nearly constant…
The “Great Disrupter” Donald Trump certainly is ensuring he gets the attention he so desperately craves as this…
Oh goody! Another opportunity for the United States to humanize a bumbling Trump administration asshole—this time…
Federal law enforcement in Washington state arrested 35-year-old Eric Lin last week, alleging he made a series of…
The Trump family is never more deranged than when it tries to mimic the human emotions that non-sociopaths display…
As Splinter’s resident amateur physician, it’s my unfortunate duty to report that New York Times-dubbed “cool kids…
There are many, many reasons to start freaking out at the possibility that we might be heading toward a global…
Donald Trump loves weddings, so much so that he’s personally had three! He loves to be a guest too—whenever there’s…
If you haven’t already heard, we might all be standing at the precipice of a global economic recession—a chilling…

Eric Trump, the larger and blonder of the president’s two adult sons, appeared on Fox News’ Fox & Friends Wednesday…
When your father is the most powerful man in the world, and he’s not exactly jumping at the chance to stop another…
In the entire world, there are something like two gigatons worth of carbon-based animal life forms, and I am pretty…
Rudy Giuliani, a walking pillowcase stuffed with soggy cotton balls and various insects, has a message for the vast…
Universal Pictures has decided to cancel the upcoming Sept. 27 release of the satirical and bloody thriller The Hunt…
Movies? Racist. Movies made by rich “Elites” in which everyday American “deplorables” are captured and killed by the…
The Trump Organization is still employing undocumented workers through its proprietary construction team despite its…