can you imagine the AMAZING eyebrows the Collins/Efron offspring would have? Read more

He told me I was going to a conference to "stand around and look pretty" even though I was the only one at our company of eight people whose job was even relevant to the conference. I did not stay there very long (and I faked sick the day of the conference). Read more

I'm gonna turn "inexcusable thighs" into a compliment since I honestly have no idea wtf it means. So, like, "daaaamn girl, those thighs are INEXCUSABLE" Read more

Is it really? I'm not trying to troll here...I just have a close family member with autism and have not heard ANYONE take offense when the words "Danny is autistic" are spoken. Read more

I don't think I would ever be able to bring myself to order "Satisfries" by name, although I do appreciate the weird pun Read more

Their website actually linked to this Twitter account until late yesterday, when someone (a FUN-HATER) wrote to them on Facebook and let them know. Read more

I just want to chime in here and say that I developed really severe acne in fourth grade. So while it sucks that it's happening so young, it might not necessarily be the case that she doesn't have skin problems yet. Read more

I grew up in a rural area as the only Jewish person, and people would always ask about the nose first when they found out about my heritage. It would either be "you don't LOOK Jewish" or "your nose is kinda big, but it's not THAT big" or things like that. So maybe personal experience is also a factor, but it's not a… Read more

I guess as a Jewish person, I'm sensitive to people implying there's a "Jew bump" in the first place and perpetuating the idea that Jewish people have big noses. Like, you have a bump on your nose. You're half Jewish. They're not necessarily related. Read more

Can we also address Sharon Osbourne saying "Jew-bump" because I am...really not cool with that. Read more

I think this guy is a huge douchenozzle. Not trying to make any men here uncomfortable, just letting off some steam. Read more

You're right, they're all terrible :( it's the worst Read more

I think they're owned by Abercrombie/Hollister, which is probably why they've adopted the maximum perfume/minimum light policy of the other Abercrombie stores. Read more

I am generally pretty hard to offend, but this made me really uncomfortable. Read more

One of my roommates in college kept a post-it over the camera on her laptop and I always just thought she was paranoid. Ugh you were right, Amanda Read more

I saw a shirt there the other day that said "METAL" but the T was a cross. Obviously I tried it on. Read more

I was ready to hate this, but I don't. It's really cute. I'll admit it. Read more

That article about Fergie says she's legally changing her name to Fergie. Read more

Simply mentioning a thing straight people do isn't heteronormative. It's just stating a fact. Read more

Straight ladies like to have sex with penises, did you know that? Read more