Just go for a Jeff Daniels look, it'll work, trust me. Read more

Sure. Everyone likes Zion, but it has to be killing Coach K that he missed out on Brad Davison. Read more

Shout out to Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain. I see you. Read more

This Duke team has a lot in common with those from previous decades. Other than the lean Wojo and McRoberts years, they’ve always had top talent, there’s just more turnover now. Like a lot of college teams, they go as far as their point guard play takes them. This year they have Tre Jones, who is a clone of his older… Read more

They’re almost too good to hate, but somehow my cold dead heart found a way. Read more

Eh, for what it’s worth, the article got picked up by the Google news algorithm not long after publication, which meant it was getting dumped directly into the feed of every Google user who has an alert setup for “Elon Musk.” For one thing, that’s a lot of people, only a very tiny fraction of whom are regular Deadspin… Read more

Always nice to be lectured by dudes who literally don’t know what a “fact” is. Read more

me too Read more

Just FYI, when I get back to my computer from the bus stop I’m gonna ban everyone who came here to defend this doofus. Thanks. Read more

You have to make a lot of assumptions to see Julia as the liar where in both times its been raised to a legal matter, she’s looking like the person that was telling the truth. Read more

Only Kai later settled the defamation suit that Julia brought.  Unlike what generally happens with Trump. Read more

Then what happened after the arrest? Read more

What is the point of first-rounders if not to find someone as good as Mack. The only way this makes sense is if both first-rounders wind up being that good, and that simply will not happen. Read more

And we found the asshole who is ok with some amount of children being shot by police... Read more

NONE OF THIS IS FUNNY Read more

Several legit lols from me. Nicely done. Read more

He looks like the Wizards’ offseason.  Read more

He’s always on the couch playing 2K with someone, but none of my roommates know his name... Read more

If you own a $40 million yacht and have no better place to put it than fucking Ohio, you deserve anything that’s coming to you. Read more