You should definitely root for whoever the hell you want to root for. There are no rules. Read more

Coming to the MLS for some of these guys must feel like one of us adults playing with and against a bunch of children Read more

“Spencer is here because the MSU administration allows him to be here,” Bob Day, a graying anarchist in town with SnD’s Detroit chapter, said. Read more

When even Johnny Football gets it...
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And the investigation conveniently opened approximately three weeks after Bennett accused some police officers of threatening to blow his head off. Read more

So let me get this straight. The officer witnessed this alleged felony assault and then did...nothing? And they decided to bring charges 14 months later? Read more

“the case is all based on the recollection of the officer.” Read more

Quick, somebody make sure SI never called Peter Thiel gay. Read more

But Drew, I can’t make sense of art if it isn’t translated into a capitalist word salad to help me navigate the modern corporatocracy. Synergy! Read more

Rockets fan here. I usually watch the opposing team’s broadcast. Unless it’s a road game, then I’ll watch the Rockets broadcast since the road crew is pretty awesome. Read more

As a Rockets fan, I can tell you that was no fluke. I have to mute them sometimes. Read more

Yeah, Rockets fans have become (a few years ago) some of the most insufferable fans in the league, and when I saw one of their local broadcasts I realized how much local announcers play into that sort of thing. Read more

I would rather talk about my feelings than watch James Harden play basketball. Read more

Harden has the corniest game of any superstar in the league. Beyond that fugazi foul above, half his drives involve shoving the ball into a defender and snapping his head back while shrieking. It’s genuinely unwatchable. Which sucks, of course. I’d really like to enjoy watching the team with the best record in the… Read more

what the fuck????? what is this bullsiht???? who approved this Read more

You saved everybody a comment. Read more

What if they had a single elimination tournament for the final seed but, hear me out, it was entertaining as hell? Read more

He needs to write a book. The Turner Diaries would do very well in parts of Oregon. Read more

Please have him email me and tell me what the alloys are before I perish. Read more

The parody becomes even more on-point when you learn he wasn’t paid for this.
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