Let's change this girl's smile. First woman "on stage" is getting photoshopped.  Read more

Now Apple has brought out Eric Snowden from Adobe. Eric Snowden is NOT Edward Snowden wearing a mustache. Read more

Microsoft and Apple together. My favorite Apple-Microsoft onstage appearance is the 1983 dating game, hosted by Steve Jobs. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NVtxEA7AEHg Read more

Microsoft is also in on the purple/dark blue shirt conspiracy. Read more

Two more men are on the stage to talk about Microsoft iPad something. They are also both wearing purple shirts. So far, 9 men in purple shirts. 5 tucked purple shirts. 4 untucked purple shirts Read more

Apple is telling us how to use a pencil. Read more

Now Apple will be able to know how you write and draw. More data for Apple! Yay!  Read more

Apple introduces "apple pencil." Guess what? It's a pencil for iPads Read more

 Now you can buy a smart keyboard for the iPad Pro. It "is unlike any keyboard you've ever used before." (I'm typing this on a non-smart Apple keyboard on a smaller iPad and I feel a little inadequate.)  Read more

"Apple woven fabric" "Apple dome switch" Schiller says about the iPad Pro's new "Smart Keyboard." What that doesn't tell us is what that woven fabric is made up of, which would be nice. Read more

"It's kind of fun" says Phil Schiller about comparing the stats on iPads, maybe misunderstanding the concept of fun. Read more

Apple says the new iPad is 6.9 mm thin which is a size that I cannot even make sense of because how big is a millimeter?  Read more

Apple says the new iPad is 6.9 mm thin which is a size that I cannot even make sense of because how big is a millimeter?  Read more

An iPad with surround sound. Four speakers.  Read more

Games are getting mentioned left and right. Gearing up for gaming-focused Apple TV? Read more

Geeks are drooling over the A9X. It's 1.8X faster and has better graphics performance.  Read more

"Laser sharp text" is a phrase that unsettles me more than I thought it would. Read more

Literally everyone on the stage so far has been a man wearing a purple shirt!  Read more

Even the demo person was a dude. Read more

For those keeping track at home, we're a little over 20 minutes in and so far it's all men on stage. Read more