zomg Read more

10/10 would read Read more

since his mickey mouse club days, for real. Read more

heh np! 'ēshə 'ārĭn. (i think i did that right? EE-sha Aaron.) Read more

"Netanyahu...MMM, I like 'im, I do. I do."

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My bad. Thank you. Every source I read except for Raw Story had them listed as husband and wife. Read more

This time a year ago I was sitting in Sri Lanka freaking out about what I was going to do with my life. Thank you so much for letting me join your lovely crew of kick-ass writers. You have been so supportive and understanding (and holy shit, patient). Most importantly, you have taught me the delicate art of knowing… Read more

again and again and again Read more

I hear if you spell Geraldo's full name out and then change the font to Wingdings it actually shows the plot to Big Trouble in Little China. Read more

Guuuuh him and Geraldo though. I could have been seriously injured. Read more

I'm presenting Tracie's shoe, duh. Read more

OH GODDAMMIT. Read more

This too! Read more

I SUPPORT THIS. Read more

HA! I so badly want to say yes. It's not though. :( Read more

Texting Fate starring Ansel Elgort and Mandy Moore c. 2001. Read more

hardy. har. har. Read more

Yes Lucky! Gonorrhe-yowza. Read more

That is actually my favorite macramé technique. Read more