Holy crap, that toy went really high.

I'm really glad these toys didn't exist when I was a child because I'm pretty sure it would have taken most of my hair with it into the stratosphere. Read more

Let it go! Read more

Joke's on you rich guy. I just made it my wallpaper for free. Read more

Take heart young female artists! You may be shunned, pitied, and broke the entire time you're alive, but just think how rewarding it will be that after you're dead, people with obscene amounts of money will absentmindedly trade upon your reputation to engage in financial pissing matches like investing in so many hog… Read more

The song is absolutely trash, and I don't even care because all I want to do is get drunk and dance in my underwear with my girls while reciting nonsense lyrics. Read more

Is it okay to like/really enjoy the fun they are having in the video - except for some of the balcony stuff (I am old) - without actually liking this particular song, or will the Beygency punish me in some way? Read more

butts butts butts

To Sohair al-Bata'a, I am sorry. Sorry that you grew up in a world that doesn't value women and demonizes our sexuality. Read more

This video is just too gif-able. LOVE IT!

My favorite part was B. Ivy's play tent in the hotel bedroom. Read more

Carefree Black Girls 2014-Infinity Read more

Because they're not actually singing.... Read more

Fuck college. I should've pursued dancing and auditioned to be one of Bey's dancers. :( Read more

This entire video got me like:

Why do people chew gum in music videos. Read more

At this point, Beyonce could shit on a piece of toast and it'd win a Grammy.

This is not a complaint. Read more

Now we need a Beyonce remake of the entire run of The Suite Life of Zack and Cody Read more