He's saying,"As much as I've had to eat today, I wonder if this meat wrapped in lettuce tastes any good". Read more

OMG THAT DRESS IS GORGE Read more

This just elicited the most sincere and emphatic "What the fuck?!" I have ever uttered. Well done Oprah, well done. Read more

Lion is all "Sigh...i better get some damn steaks out of this shiz"

That lion is so. stuffed. Read more

Did they take this from her Tinder account? Read more

Lion looks paranoid and afraid of Oprah Read more

Somewhere there's someone who came up with the headline "Are you your own best Frenemy?" and I want to give that person a Robin Williams at the end of Good Will Hunting hug. Read more

That lion is so. stoned.

Roarlty.

OMG I love this all of this this in its entirety. Read more

This is still only the second-coolest thing to involve lasers yet.

Weaponized Vaginas... Could be hazardous... Nah we're good. That sounds like the best thing ever... BOOM.

I'm going to need a moment to get past vagina and laser being in the same sentence. Thank you. Read more

OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ Read more

Because of COURSE insurance won't cover it.... it's not like it's Viagra, or anything. Read more

What about vaginal apathy? Do they have lasers for that yet? Read more

lasering? is that the real term? lasering. laaaaasering. Read more

That's so weird, Vagina Lasers is the name of my EDM group. Read more