But the vets named them “Trump” and “Pence” before setting them free.

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I wish them domestic bliss Read more

On the bright side: there is a nesting pair at the national park near me, and I see them sometimes in the morning when I go running there. Soaring around, not getting caught in things, making that weird noise they make. Read more

I was enjoying the cleverness & smiling to myself in enjoyment until the Kid Rock satanic verses. Then I laughed & your piece went from good to genius. Read more

It’s Art. Read more

Whatever I just read I really enjoyed. Read more

I love this. You are an amazingly funny and creative writer. And I think you’ve captured the zeitgeist for most of us. Well, you captured mine anyway.
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That. Was. Awesome. Read more

What the fuck did I just read and enjoy in its entirety Read more

This is the best thing I’ve ever read. Thank you. Hopefully your hellspawn being expelled means you can stop eating charcoal with ketchup. Read more

Oh my. Read more

So incredibly disturbing. Read more

I went to bed that night in a drunken stupor before everything was called but I knew it was almost impossible for trump to lose. My husband stayed up to watch it all and I was texting him from the bedroom asking if he going to come to bed, and then one last WHY DON’T YOU RESPECT WOMEN???? Read more

Laughing, then crying and finally day drinking are the only possible reactions to this. I hope my liver can survive until 2018 at the least.
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as a Millennial who hasn’t read or seen any HP, I guessed my way thru, but Delta seems like a sure bet. Read more

Nope. But I know nothing about Harry Potter and don’t watch Game of Thrones so it was all blind guessing on my part.

I got United. I was very thoughtful in my responses, so.... Read more