I mean...the sexy goldfish is kinda great. If you’re gonna be a sexy anything, I say go with the unexpected every time. I once went to a party as a sexy spoon and it was my favorite costume ever. Read more

Who wants to fuck a goldfish?

It’s the cushioning of the “We don’t want to start a witch hunt...” that takes the argument from legit to almost patronizing. In fact, Feig could have left everything up to “but” out, and his quote takes on a whole new, more significant meaning. The cushioning leaves in that area of doubt, where the target has to… Read more

but if there’s a pattern of behavior going on, we want people to know about it Read more

I think you’re forgetting that men’s convenience is more important than women’s safety.
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Oh look more reasons to ban millennials. Read more

A choice quote from my friend after informing her of this partnership:

“Taco Bell is the reason I can’t fit into their regular sizes so that makes no sense” Read more

This is some world-class fashion fuckups, and I say that having grown up in the 1980s. I can’t even tell what tone this is supposed to hit: is it supposed to be ‘winking cynicism’? Is it ‘knowingly ironic’? ‘Cheerfully sincere’?
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Whyyy? Read more

We’re finally here, in the future brought to you by Carl’s Jr.®

And here I was hoping for Nic Cage as Hefner. Maybe he can play Marilyn Monroe instead.
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And after he did such a good job in Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat, which is what I assume the lead image is taken from. Read more

I have decided to adopt the gun control response to all things I don’t like. Read more

Keep Leto, ditch Ratner, make it a directorial duo, Tommy Wiseau and Uwe Boll (they both also play ALL of the bunnies), bring H.R. Giger back from the dead to do the Playboy Mansion design. Cover everything in KY Jelly. There. I would watch -that-. Read more

No. Read more

Perfect role don’t you think, Leto playing a man who thinks himself some great artiste but in reality is seen as a complete arsehole? Read more

Yeah, I really got nuthin’. An actor I can’t stand is making a movie for a director whose movies are mostly shitty about a guy who we already pretty much know and understand who I couldn’t give a fucking shit about. Read more

Assholes do flock together, don’t they? Also, money.
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But the typical American household will get $1,000 back after these tax cuts! Read more

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