Today, Brexit fanatic and all-around wanker Nigel Farage was campaigning in the British city of Newcastle when he…
Pete Buttigieg’s presidential candidacy has mostly been equal parts dull and irksome thus far, but seeing him go…
Game of Thrones, a show I definitely have watched even a single episode of, is all over. Can you believe how it…
Because we are committed to the truth above all else here at Splinter, I must report that Meghan McCain thoroughly got the better of Beto O’Rourke on The View today. Even stopped clocks, right? Read more
Folks, we got a live one here. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Joe Biden are in the middle of a multi-day feud over…
On Tuesday, the Splinter team had an internal discussion—a friendly chat, even—over what appliance those of us…
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Meghan McCain went on Late Night with Seth Meyers on Tuesday night, where the show’s host proceeded to call her out…
A debate we had today: is it better to have a washer and dryer at home, or to have a dishwasher at home? The newsroom was TORN APART by this question. What say you? (My opinion: washer dryer duh.) Read more
Making people wait through an ad before they can get their public transit pass is a human rights violation!!!! Read more
It’s the weekend again! Let’s all try and have the beauty and wonder of the world wash away the many, many horrors…
Here is “economist person” Stephen Moore on Thursday, when he was asked by Bloomberg if he was still trying to get a…
Get it, “the joke” is that Ted Cruz’s dad killed JFK. Read more
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Jacob Wohl, the far-right shithead whose odiousness is only matched by his stupidity and incompetence, appears to…
Another day, another attempt by Joe Biden to get past the nearly 30-year-old controversy about his appalling…
Here’s hoping you have one of the greatest weekends of your entire LIFE!!!!!!!
Splinter may or may not have spent much of today discussing what this might portend. ARE YOU READY FOR IT??? Read more