jon-eiseman
Jon Eiseman
jon-eiseman
Head of audience and social. [email protected].

the most “sir, this is an arby’s” answer we’ve heard all night Read more

I don’t know if the “point” of this format was to make Warren look good and everyone else look like a bunch of schlubs, but that’s certainly what’s happening right now  Read more

beto excelling at not answering questions in two languages Read more

Is there an actual difference between indicas and sativas? everyone tells me they can feel a difference in their highs with different strains, but i never can, and part of me suspects that everyone is just making it up.  Read more

I’ll look into it and see if we can update to more accurately reflect what our policies are—the only ads you’re going to get are the ones int he email itself. Thanks for pointing it out, and cheers. Read more

Hey there! Head of audience and social here. I can definitely confirm that we do not sell our email addresses to anyone; the only ads you’ll get are the small ads within the newsletter itself, but nothing else.  Read more

true, he’s not as wet or wet in the same way like our boy zuccc—but he is soggy, like a plastic grocery bag filled with trash water.  Read more

sadly it is way too late for me when it comes to forehead wrinkles. i’m hoping that it just makes me look distinguished as i get older and not, well, old.  Read more

thank you both very much <3 (and i’ll keep the face washing thing in mind)  Read more

the moisturizer has really helped! i shied away from it for a while because I thought that it would just make my skin feel greasier, but it turns out that not having it get too dry has stopped it from over-producing whatever it makes that was giving me breakouts.

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I’ve been the same way for so long, the cupping really has been a miracle.  Read more

you really never do get over the embarrassment of running into a car that isn’t moving. Read more

The other dumbest injury story that I have which may actually be more on brand was the time when I stapled my thumb as a 6-year-old, just because I wanted to see how it felt.  Read more

Aliens and ESP....for a long time as a child I thought I saw UFOs everywhere and also could read minds. Read more