They put Tim Ryan’s name on the screen, I read it, looked down at the blog and looked up and realized I’d forgotten what his name was again Read more
How long do you think Inslee rehearsed that “wind turbines don’t cause cancer, they cause jobs” line Read more
John Delaney furiously reminding audience who he is because even he can’t be certain anyone recognizes him Read more
Oh shit Tulsi is a vet? Didn’t know that Read more
Beto used two entire languages to not answer a question, admirable Read more
Klobuchar pivoting to not talking about how she’s against every progressive policy goal Read more
Hello and welcome to Splinter’s 2019 Congressional Baseball Game liveblog! Right now the Democrats are up 7-3 in the 4th, thanks to some heavy 2nd inning hitting by Senator Chris Murphy. Republican pitcher Greg Steube is wearing a MAGA hat. It’s wild that this event will determine the political future of the country… Read more
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That’s what i was trying to figure out!! The bagpipe forum I linked to in the post says that the Irish version of the same melody is called the “Irishman’s toast,” and while I can’t find a bagpipe version under that name there is this video, which has a similar melody to Scotland the Brave. Unclear as to why that…
what the fuck man Read more
utterly disturbing that people i share office space with would somehow put ricotta as high as 15 and not at the bottom of the list where it belongs Read more
I think it’s just one of those little tics of colloquial speech that have become common on the internet. Playing with verbs in that way is pretty common in Twitter humor, which, as a Splinter blogger, has thoroughly infiltrated and poisoned my brain, and sometimes that leaches its way into headlines. It’s not… Read more
Hm this is a decent justification but I stand by my list Read more
No one on this list deserves to be Han, which is why he’s not on here. What, you think I’m gonna let fuckin’ Beto O’Rourke or Pete Buttigieg be Han? Hell no. Those guys would never be capable of getting out of the chaotic heist game and setting up a successful drift circuit in Tokyo. Don’t you dare tell me I “forgot”… Read more
Elena Scotti is a menace to society imo Read more
lol damn, that’s good. missed opportunity Read more
this is a good idea, thank you Read more
imo he should lean into the tank thing. TankMan. big like tank. bad president? send me, tankman Read more
you are right, except for the fact that it is a horse and tiny horses are weird (but cute) Read more
i’m sorry sir but that is too many dogs for me. Read more
big ears on that kitty, good Read more