I am completely a Nutty Professor. I’m an extrovert but I’m insecure, and there’s NOTHING like a few drinks to make me the most annoying, loudest drunk person in the room. The first time I ever got drunk? I shouted into a crowded party that I’d make out with a girl for a quarter... and did. Read more

I attended high school in Florida and they herded all us seniors to Universal Studio for Senior Night where we saw The Click Five (!!) and some weird new guy named Chris Brown to perform. This was in 2006 and he was a few years out from being an infamous villain. If only I’d known what I know now... Read more

I’ve made some poor Google decisions because of this article and comment. Read more

oh my god, yes Read more

I have never had sex with a pregnant person and am a married straight woman, but I had sex every single day toward the end of my pregnancy and I could still do the trifecta of basic positions: on top, missionary, and doggie. It was more difficult but definitely doable. Read more

I never really got hit on much, like at random or at the grocery store or whatever, until I got pregnant. It boggled my mind. But also, I was horny as fuck. My poor/lucky husband. Read more

seems like Jennifer Garner had the same dream :( Read more

I think we know that Gigli wasn’t his fault; he did it for love and JLo. Daredevil is a decision he made on his own, and his acting personally contributed to the terribleness of the movie and franchise. Read more

you’re a solid motherfucker, Kevin Smith. I may not agree with how you dress but I will defend your right to the death to wear it Read more

My kids got their dad a portable charcoal grill that we can take camping and use outside. Realized I don’t have any patio furniture outside. zing Read more

This is one of the best Adequate Man articles ever. We can only aspire to this level of adequacy. Please God send a movie set near my work so I can mosey on over and steal. Read more

June 12, 2015: white men take up the cause of “trans-ethnicity” as their go-to transphobic argument Read more

oh my god yes I am terrified of having to drive through NOVA. My commute to my job in downtown Richmond is 10-15 minutes Read more

About the same for Richmond/central VA except one addition: fear of running into Civil War aficionados Read more

Yesssss Read more

And also the White Walker at the end at Jon Snow. One of the best “Come at me bro” I think I've seen Read more

i’m really glad that deadspin is back to dick pics and away from politics Read more

I did not want to look at my vagina with a mirror during my delivery, but before then, I was always into looking at it with mirrors and was shocked how many people didn’t. Aren’t you curious? Read more

fuck everyone, Jane Marie Read more

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