not as cool as trolling online comments five months after they were posted but yeah pretty much Read more

the marriage I’ve been in for 7 years and is still quite fulfilling and sexually satisfying? yeah, so boring man Read more

As someone who just became a full-time freelancer and kinda loves it, but of course, would prefer a full-time staff writer position somewhere—this article is, ah, a little scary. Very scary. But I think it helps me realize not to idealize a staff writer position at any institution, and as always, have a little… Read more

“Did it fucking look like pudding?!” Read more

Candy corn is a trash candy that adds no value to society Read more

This is pretty amazing but not sure if better than “Nailin’ Palin” Read more

It isn’t the greatest. The only time I fellate-puke is when I’m really out of control drunk, which isn’t often, at least. I guess there’s some inherent misogynistic troll inside my head telling me, “JCM, no, you can’t throw up on this penis or it will HURT HIS FEELS! He can’t know!” (despite the fact I’ve been with… Read more

When this has happened to me, I just swallow. I’ve always been a swallower anyway... None of the puke has ever made it out of my mouth. Read more

you’re only allowed to tell people they’re going there for the explicit reason of converting them, not use it as a bad word. Read more

You should try cursing in articles about religion and see what happens. My own mother wouldn’t even share my Quiverfull article, the first article I ever had published on Gawker, because of “the bad word in the title.” Read more

Alison, this is a fantastic piece, and as a fellow Appalachian I really connect with your writing. This story just breaks my heart into tiny little pieces but I know it’s true that we cannot rely on David to give us the portrait of what Hope really wanted. We will never know. I have depression and anxiety too,… Read more

You know, I have a few Canadian friends that visit cottages during the summer and I just assumed they were ridiculously rich or something. Americans who have beach homes/summer homes tend to be on the wealthy side. I think I know ONE person who built themselves a moderately nice log cabin in the woods without being… Read more

that’s also when Adam Sandler’s PC-consciousness and emotional maturity stopped, so I’m not surprised Read more

I moved to Richmond last year and when I got here, Redskins were doing training camps in town. Every goddamn restaurant rolled out the fucking red carpets and threw up large signs welcoming the Redskins to town and they were treated like gods while they were here. It’s almost time for them to come back again and our… Read more

my friend is a foodie and regularly makes poor decisions in the interest of expanding the palate of her children, and she nearly always regrets it Read more

hah! we have headphones. kids games are fucking terrible Read more

I have the same ages, two boys. Whenever I read articles about screen time I roll my fucking eyes. Dear everyone, this iPhone is the only reason my toddler is sitting in absolute silence because I promise you it never happens otherwise. Read more

Say kids are well-behaved but toss food on the floor a lot, like little things like rice or beans that would be time-consuming to clean and difficult to see under a dark booth (and while cleaning, could not keep eyes on kids) Read more

Albert Burneko’s heart and talent are as good as Tommy Craggs’. I’m so sad for both of them. Read more

Tommy Craggs. Read more