Check Out High School Scaramucci

A nice suit from day one.

Pictured is the school newspaper of Port Washington, Long Island’s Paul D. Schreiber High School from May 13, 1981, celebrating former high school student and current White House Communications Director Anthony Scaramucci’s election as class president.

“Under next year’s government my policies will continue to uphold the reputation and prestige of this year’s government,” Scaramucci wrote. And the same is still true today, at the national level, except change “uphold” to “destroy,” and then after you’ve done that, punch a poor person in the face and drive off in a Ferrari, cackling.

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