Friends, come stare into the inky black void of existence with me, and ponder a universe full of cosmic horrors, unfathomable mystery, and these tweets from popular restaurant chain Chili’s.
Let’s meet our cast of characters, shall we?
Andrew Bates and Zach Hudson: Staffers at David Brock’s liberal American Bridge Super PAC.
Dallas Woodhouse: The executive director of the North Carolina GOP, which is increasingly implicated in some serious election fraud in the state’s 9th Congressional District.
Chili’s: Famed meat purveyors and three-part harmony enthusiasts.
Okay, let’s see The Tweets:
But before you get mad at the Brand for getting all controversial with the take that “election fraud is bad,” Chili’s social media manager quickly righted this obviously egregious wrong:
Enjoying some cooked meat (or a vegetarian/vegan alternative) is in NO WAY political. Got that, America? Barbecue sauce.