Today, Donald Trump announced that, for the second year in a row, he would not be attending the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. If you suspect that this is because he’s an insecure, posturing phony who refuses to be held accountable for his actions, but more importantly can’t take a joke, then may I refer you to a series of images of Donald Trump being extremely chill and comfortable while professional comedians tear him to shreds at the Comedy Central Roasts: Donald Trump back in 2011.
(Reminder: the only jokes that were off-limits to the comedians were ones that suggested “Trump is not actually as wealthy as he claims to be.”)
Anyway, enjoy with a side of Britney.
Lost in an image, in a dream
But there’s no one there to wake her up
And the world is spinning, and she keeps on winning
But tell me what happens when it stops?
They go, Isn’t she lovely, this Hollywood girl?
And they say, She’s so lucky, she’s a star
But she cry, cry, cries in her lonely heart, thinking
If there’s nothing missing in my life
Then why do these tears come at night?