House Available for Major Asshole

Do you have $125 million and a reputation as a world-class tasteless goon? We have just the house for you.

In sunny Beverly Hills there is a house for sale for $125 million, a price that would make it the most expensive Los Angeles home sale in history. The seller is Casey Wasserman, grandson of Hollywood super-agent Lew Wasserman. “After his grandparents died, he razed their home to make way for a new megamansion.” Aw, how nice. Let’s see it!

House look like a mediocre art museum in Louisville.

House look like an Apple store.

Shit looks like an Airbnb.

Your art sucks.

Your gym sucks.

Join a real gym you $125 million-spending ass motherfucker.

Good job spending $125 million wisely... not.