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The world is an inescapable wasteland of evil bozos, billionaire scammers, impending doom, unbelievable idiocy, heartbreaking injustice, and fucking capitalism. But!!!! There are still places where fleeting joy can be found (maybe?), and we’d like to think that Splinter—and our relatively new Instagram account—are among them. If you don’t already, we’d love it if you’d slam that follow button. Together, we can navigate the horrors of the world and maybe even have a little laugh or two. :) Please help us reach our personal goal of 69,000 followers. We promise to never use Kelvin.

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