The State of the Uniom is Stromg

Tomorrow our powerful and robust president will give a very important speech. The eyes of the entire nation will be on him as he tells us how this country—the United States of America, where our teens eat Tide pods and our best albums are made by Bruno Mars—is doing. And what is the state of the uniom? Well, it is stromg as heck, thank you for asking.

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