Washington Is Broken

Since there is nothing new under the sun, and time is clearly a flat circle, Washington DC is once again paralyzed with rumors that Taylor Swift might be visiting Capitol Hill.

Congressional interns were so hyped to see Swift, in fact, that they completely missed actual American royalty strolling casually through the halls of power like she was on a 3 a.m. munchies run to Sheetz.

Get your fucking act together Washington.