No thanks, would rather not Google photos of a teenager's tampon string (no matter whose fault it is). Read more

What kind of fucked up human takes an upskirt picture of a 15 year old and PUTS IT ON THE INTERNET? Christ. *moves to Mars* Read more

There was a hippie in my freshman college dorm who reminds me a lot of Shailene Woodley. I think all freshman college dorms have a Shailene Woodley. Read more

I actually came here to say the same thing, but was embarrassed to admit I'd seen the show. Read more

he was my friend's biology lab partner and was studying in her dorm room as I burst in crying because I had just dropped my keys and ID down an elevator shaft. Read more

they are DEFINITELY just fucking with us at this point, right? sitting around in meetings like "ha ha, what do you think we can get these idiots to try this month?" Read more

LOL like I wear pants when I'm watching TV, come on. Read more

I'd be angry too if I were that poutine (ba-dum-tshh) Read more

Which would mean they anticipated the need to record multiple versions of the person saying "I'm not a robot" and "I'm a real person" and that makes me laugh Read more

Not all of those sound delicious. "Herring en gelee" is fish in fancy Jello. Read more

I kind of want one. Read more

This modern-day Scrooge—lets call him "Joe McScrooge" for short Read more

Oh good, I will let the others from my home planet know Read more

I am laughing hysterically while feeling a great sense of despair. Am I reacting correctly? Read more

Didn't these assholes used to just hand out raisins? Just hand out, like, toothbrushes and don't ruin everyone's time. Read more

the co-founder of VICE is a giant douche? color me shocked. Read more

If you've ever checked out Shailene Woodley's weird "mystical" Twitter account, this outfit actually seems like the only appropriate thing for her to wear.

yeah but these are probably all about John Mayer, which makes them all gross Read more

okay Read more

If women are like dogs, does that mean I can pee on this dude's shoes as a reasonable reaction to his app? That's what my ill-behaved dog does when he's mad. Read more