“Drake needs to be careful here; coming at Perkins can ruin your life.” Read more

Drake’s friend: “What’s wrong, Drake? You look like you saw a ghost!” Read more

I agree. On the Thunder, he should be either playing off the bench or getting those dumb, Thon-Maker-in-2017 starts. Read more

In my opinion, Melo is the most overrated player in the history of the league. I had high hopes that he could be “Olympic Melo” and bring something for that team, but he didn’t. Melo is butt now. Read more

If the Thunder’s “big three” were the Three Wisemen, Melo is the fucker who showed up with a RadioShack gift card. Read more

And yet he still led the league in minutes played. The man is averaging 43 minutes a game in the playoffs. Read more

And yet somehow he’ll end up winning the East. Who is actually going to stop him? Read more

Well, I generally come into the game at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door - that way Lebron can’t see me, heh - after that I sorta space out for an hour. Yeah, I just stare at the basket, but it looks like I’m thinking about taking a good shot. I do that for probably another hour after halftime, I’d… Read more

Fun fact: Lebron had career highs in assists and rebounds per game this year, and did so while playing in the third fewest minutes per game of any of his seasons. That is very good! Read more

To the other 11 Cavs:

Oh I imagine Casanova does have problems with Leonard, Ginobili, and Parker. Read more

I like how the NBA has sort of organically embodied the ethos of “There’s no use in trying if you’re not the best.” It speaks to me. Read more

It’s sad to see the greats resorting to this sort of thing once their body starts to decline, particularly because if Sanchez trusted in his experience and smarts he’d realise he didn’t need PEDs. As Charlie Whitehurst got older he started using a lighter clipboard, while Brian Hoyer adopted a more slow-twitch… Read more

Once once upon a time I, a Green Bay Packers fan, and an acquaintance of mine, a New York Jets fan, had a pretty vociferous argument over whether Rodgers or Sanchez would have a better career. The thing is, in the moment I sorta lost. Read more

Not having to go to four Bears games. Way to bring the hammer down. Read more

He should have stuck with fencing. Read more

God this is a shit take. What about teachers? Firefighters? Service workers? Where the fuck are they supposed to live?
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They are “leery” of homeowning because they can’t afford it. Read more

The point is, ladies and gentleman, that Russ, for lack of a better word, is good. Read more

Of the 7,003 people at that game last night, roughly 7,000 were Mets fans. Read more