if that didn't sound right, i don't want to be not wrong Read more

Thank you for being just the most wonderful, talented, encouraging, and real. Also, I thought you would enjoy these search results.

Callie. It's borderline scary how talented, clever, and fucking hilarious you are. Working with you has been amazing—I know you'll kill it over at Vice, but damn you will be missed. Read more

Pls see yourself back in! Fixed! And thank you! Read more

OH MY GOD. Read more

OH MY GOD THE CHEERLEADER. HOW COULD I FORGET?!

Ugh the only part of any assembly I could handle was when the chemistry teachers lit up green fire for the homecoming assembly. Even that one time when all those dudes did the Napoleon Dynamite dance for the lip sync was just meh. Read more

DAMN. YES THAT IS AWESOME. Oof I don't recall any of the motivational speakers really, but that definitely sounds like someone Dr. Phyll would approve. What poor bear. I heard one class filled the tank up with water and put some goldfish in there as a Senior prank? Read more

Wait, what? I didn't go to Lakewood (boo Tigers!), just lived there. We only got the drunk driving PSA motivational speakers. :/ Read more

Oh I get that. CO has little to no clue where to place South Asians. Read more

you've def been there longer than me. Also not a proper native (sorry people), but grew up in good ol' Lakewood. Read more

all the stars pls Read more

I bleed sunshine and THC. :] Read more

Just coming to pay my respects and mourn the loss of the one thing I believed in.

Yes! Gossamer's nail game was always on point. Read more

Where are the Goldfish? They're the only reason why I come into the office, other than to drink. Also, v. v. healthy. Read more

This clutch is what I imagine Gossamer (yes from Looney Tunes)'s vagina looks like. Just saying.

it's tough work, but someone's gotta do it. Read more

Like a cyclops with two extra eyes Read more

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