I firmly, absolutely REFUSE TO VOTE IN THESE BLOODY ELECTIONS!! ...the fact that I'm British, and thus can't vote in your country anyway, is beside the point! </huffy_crossed_arms_pose> </tongue_in_cheek> Read more

Mr. & Mrs. Kimrey, please have and raise more children as soon as possible. You are our only hope. Read more

I watched this video and the one in the previous Jezebel post (Madison's speech on NC's no longer doing voting pre-registration for teenagers), and I've gotta say, she totally ROCKS. I want to be part of the new generation of suffragettes, too! (well, except I'm too old). Read more

I voted (by fax) all the way from Canada...you have no excuses!! Read more

I will be voting, but I am still pissed that the gubernatorial election in my state is, to quote South Park, a choice between a turd sandwich and a giant douche. Read more

When I was 13, I was worrying about how I was going to trick my parents into giving me enough money to buy another mesh shirt from Hot Topic and this is why she will probably end up president while I continue to comment on Jezebel when I should be working. Read more

By her 18th birthday, she'll stop giving a shit. Read more

At first, I assumed that her parents put her up to this, and perhaps even wrote the script for her.

But then I saw her makeup and realized...wow, this young girl obviously has little guidance; the words, too, must be hers. Read more

I wish I had been this awesome when I was her age. But alas I was too busy being a moody teenager playing video games and accidentally injuring myself (seriously I'm way too good at being klutzy). Kudos to her! Read more

oh great, a 13 year old says stuff about voting, people love it. Read more

Awww, she looks like a mini-Lorde!* Read more

Jesus Christ. Lorde is just everywhere isn't she? Read more

I also hate both of those things, but I LOVE Khal Drogo. I'm so conflicted. Read more

Hate Fox News. Love hot guys. I'll take him. Read more

Should I feel guilty for laughing about this? Like really hard, for straight up 5 minutes. Read more

Yeah, but it was a costume. This man is an IDIOT. Read more

As much as I hate Fox News... Read more

"Then attacking a guy dressed up as a Fox News reporter with a tennis racket (bad)" Read more

I'm torn because I hate violence but I also hate Fox News. Read more