Found it!

Yeah. Well. I guess it beats having a normcore party at The Olive Garden. Read more

Exhaustion. That was exactly my first thought as well. It seems like being her, or being around her, would be exhausting. No, thank you. Read more

These people just don't understand, Miley.

"Of course she's a Sagittarius. It all makes sense now." Read more

There were dildos coming out of the wall, there was a giant mechanical penis for people to ride—just a lot of peen happening. Ah, 22.

Her eyes say even Miley knows this party is stupid.

Either that, or she's stoned. Probably the latter, I guess.

As a palate cleanser, here's Bastille's outlandishly incredible cover of a Miley song. Trust me, it's amazing.

Giddyup, birthday girl!

LOOK AT ME I'M CONTROVERSIAL!!!


I HAVE EVEN HAVE FAKE PENIS'S AND SEMI LEGAL DRUGS ITS CARRRRAAAAZYYYYYY Read more

Better than any of my birthdays... Though one of my best friends faked a drag out fight with her boyfriend at the time to throw me off the fact that she'd planned a surprise party for me. Best. Birfday. Ever.

EDIT: Then again... this doesn't look BETTER, per se. Just more extravagant and a bunch of shit that I'd… Read more

I am happy for her and her freedom and colors and weed, but this is honestly exhausting to look at. Seriously, my body is crashing and my brain feels drained of serotonin just looking at these photos. Aw fuck, I am too old for this, aren't I? Read more

In the spirit of Too Old for This, I think two thins here: Read more

My mom took me on a trip to a store once when I was about three and there was a clown who gave me a balloon. Goddamn, I loved balloons. Soooo much.

When we got home, I learned the trip had been a distraction! My daddy had built me a swing set in the backyard! I must have been really into it because I let go of my… Read more

It makes me howl with laughter every time I see it!! I'm going to be a terrible parent . . . Read more

Could've been worse!!